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“Pay attention, Annie’s dad and mom had been killed for a bit of plastic pizza. I would like you guys to simply keep dwelling and never get harm.”

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If you happen to’re like me, you’re very excited for Michelle Yeoh’s new film EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE ALL AT ONCE, which is in a platform launch proper now within the U.S. (I’m gonna see it tomorrow, some cities are getting it subsequent Friday). And if you understand about that film you may additionally comprehend it co-stars Ke Huy Quan, previously referred to as Jonathan Ke Quan. He’s a famous person to anybody who was a child within the ’80s, as a result of he performed Brief Spherical in INDIANA JONES AND THE TEMPLE OF DOOM and Information in THE GOONIES. However after that he labored extra sporadically than he needed. He’s American, born in Vietnam, however he did a couple of films in Taiwan, Japan and Hong Kong, whereas his most distinguished Hollywood roles had been a season of Head of the Class and a small half in ENCINO MAN.

He left the enterprise within the early 2000s, however the success of CRAZY RICH ASIANS impressed him to attempt once more, and immediately he obtained to play Michelle Yeoh’s husband! Good for him. His return impressed me to lastly try a film I’d been inquisitive about for years, BREATHING FIRE (1991), as a result of it’s his solely earlier English language martial arts film, and really a lot the sort of chintzy low price range b-movie I take pleasure in. Atrocious dialogue and appearing, convoluted-to-nonsensical story, however numerous laughs, coaching montages and fairly cool Hong Kong type fights. A enjoyable time. To present you an thought, the DVD I rented was a double function with a dubbed Bruce Li car referred to as EDGE OF FURY, and the duvet pretends like Bolo Yeung (who performs one of many unhealthy guys and is credited as “Bolo Younger”) is the star.

BREATHING FIRE opens with a personality named Michael Moore (Jerry Trimble, THE MASTER, FULL CONTACT) surrounded by plastic meals, fastidiously chopping right into a plastic pizza with a knife. It’s unclear what’s occurring. However then he’s in a go well with and tie together with his hair slicked again driving his sons Tony (Eddie Saavedra, no different credit) and Charlie (Quan). Charlie jokes about him shopping for them a Porsche in the event that they win their martial arts event.

“What do you guys assume, I’m made of cash? Perhaps I ought to simply rob a financial institution.”

Whereas the boys are on the event and Charlie is sort of getting beat up by two grownup males (one sufficiently old to have a receding hairline) within the locker room, their dad is someplace in a limo, assembly with a lady (Jacqueline Pulliam, “Bar Magnificence,” HOLLYWOOD HARRY), placing on a pretend mustache, going to a— oh crap, he actually is robbing a financial institution! The woman leads him in pretending he’s a blind man, and the remainder of their crew are there, together with a man disguised as a mail man and an outdated woman—

Oh shit, there’s Bolo! Apparently his character is named Thunder. They’ve weapons however nonetheless kung fu the shit out of a bunch of individuals. Thunder finds the financial institution supervisor Peter Stern (Drake Diamond) within the lavatory and offers him a swirly however later it turns into clear that he’s a reluctant conspirator within the theft, or one thing.

Afterwards, Michael presents a weird and convoluted plan: he locks the stolen gold bars in a protected that may solely be opened by an enormous key. He heats up the important thing, melts an imprint of it into the again of the aforementioned plastic pizza, destroys the important thing, and offers every member of the gang a slice of the pizza in order that they might all need to get collectively to make a brand new key and get into the protected.

By the way, it’s Peter’s birthday. He should’ve had no say in scheduling the theft. When he will get dwelling he storms previous his household with the birthday cake, places the pizza slice in a traditional envelope and addresses it to Michael’s brother David (Ed Neil, a stuntman who’s in quite a few Energy Rangers exhibits) who was his buddy in ‘Nam.

Michael and the gang present as much as beat Peter and his spouse (Jackie O’Brien, “Artist,” PRETTY WOMAN) to dying. (Pleased birthday.) Fortunately Peter’s teenage daughter Annie (Laura Hamilton, BLOODSCENT) is downstairs making an attempt to mail the pizza after they get there. Whereas she’s there we additionally see that she has pet bunnies and geese, and the geese are carrying birthday hats. I assumed you must know.

I don’t know the place she goes all evening, however the subsequent day she exhibits up on the residence of Mr. David Moore holding a small canine (however no geese or bunnies) and offers him the envelope with the pizza. (Her dad clearly informed her to mail it, however I’m unsure he put the correct postage on it.)

Tony and Charlie and their dad dwell in an enormous place with a pool, a coaching shed and a few man in a Hawaiian shirt named Harry (Gary Inexperienced) who yells at Charlie for having a messy room, so Charlie throws a dart at his head, leads him on a chase, punches him within the face and knocks him down some stairs. However, you understand, in a humorous approach.

There’s a Tom Sawyer reference the place the boys have to color a wall when their good friend Mickey (Juan Ojeda) exhibits up desirous to go online. They trick him by doing dance strikes with the paint rollers in order that he’ll take over to indicate off that he’s higher at it.

I didn’t notice this at first, however this Juan Ojeda is the martial artist we now know as TJ Storm, in his first film. He was later in MORTAL KOMBAT, ONCE UPON A TIME IN CHINA AND AMERICA, PUNISHER WAR ZONE, BLACK COBRA and KICKBOXER: VENGEANCE. He’s additionally a well-established movement seize performer who performed Colonel Quartich’s mech go well with in AVATAR, Godzilla in GODZILLA, the Predator in THE PREDATOR, and Colossus in DEADPOOL. And right here he’s one of many highlights of the film in a scene the place they go to a dance membership and he does b-boy/MJ sort strikes to a track referred to as “Mickey’s Rap” after which it turns right into a battle and he combines dance strikes with kicks and punches.

We be taught by means of some cruddy battle flashbacks that Michael adopted Charlie after making him an orphan when he was a child in ‘Nam. David was there when it occurred and is just now assembly Charlie and listening to his identify for the primary time. “Is that this the infant?” he asks, taking a look at a photograph, and praises Michael for “doing the suitable factor” by adopting him.

When financial institution robbers Thunder, Tank (Wendell C. Whitaker) and a few man in leather-based pants and vest present up on the home to assault Annie, the boys after which Uncle David battle them off. The boys later persuade David to show them his type of martial arts, so we get a few of the ol’ unorthodox coaching methods I take pleasure in: sitting on their shins, spinning bowling balls, smashing watermelons, punching a cellphone ebook hooked up to a tree till they make a gap during to the bark. Additionally classics like combating blindfolded and jogging on the seaside.

One authentic a part of the story is when Charlie and Tony determine to go vigilante and assault Tank at dwelling. They lure him out of his messy front room (partitions collaged with crooked film posters together with CODE OF SILENCE) by throwing a basketball by means of his window. When he comes out to yell at them he steps on a nail board booby lure, Charlie trampolines into the window and knocks him down the steps. The twist is that Tank lives together with his mother (Pamela Maxton), who’s blind, and tells her they’re his pals, so that they find yourself all sitting collectively in the lounge and Tank cries and agrees to assist them catch the opposite financial institution robbers.

There’s additionally a bizarre scene the place they go on the lookout for a man at a bar run by little individuals and get beat up.

On the finish all of them present up on the metallic refinery the place the gold is hidden and there are numerous matchups and fights in dust, on catwalks, and many others. There’s a protracted battle with Thunder, by which Bolo makes his pecs bounce up and down as a threatening gesture.

An enjoyably over-the-top twist occurs when Charlie jumps in to guard his uncle and his dad begins combating him. “How dare you flip towards me?” Uncle David reveals that Michael killed Charlie’s mom in ‘Nam and Charlie says “What are you speaking about? IT’S IMPOSSIBLE!

Confronted with the query, his dad says, “I did it. So what!?” like an excellent villain. So sure, that is the film the place Brief Spherical fights Bolo Yeung and two-time world kickboxing champion Jerry “Golden Boy” Trimble. Trimble will get fairly mega through the battle, saying, “No boy, don’t name me dad. Now, prepare to fulfill your mom – IN HELL!” And when Charlie has virtually defeated him however all of the sudden appears at him with sympathy, dad kicks him within the nuts.

It’s a grueling battle the place Charlie will get thrown into numerous metallic issues, however does a flying multi-kick and Rothrock-style over-the-shoulder kick to the face. Tony exhibits up simply in time to see the police take his dad away after which cries and blames Charlie, all of the sudden switching to calling him “my dad” as an alternative of “dad.” The fucker. So the finale is concerning the two brothers dealing with one another within the event. At first Charlie refuses to battle, however he’s threatened with being a shame to the martial arts and banned from the competitors for 2 years. It’s a vicious battle and so they solely make up as a result of Charlie decides to not block a kick to the top, is knocked unconscious, and Tony thinks for a minute that he killed him. When Charlie comes again to he congratulates Tony for successful the event… which Tony fortunately accepts.

Fuck you Tony, I’m glad your dad is in jail.

I’ve no rationalization for why it’s referred to as BREATHING FIRE. Alternate titles embody BLOOD FIGHT and BLOODBROTHER – THE FIGHTER, THE WINNER. However who’re they fooling? You and I each comprehend it needs to be referred to as PIZZA THE ACTION.

IMDb trivia claims that “Bolo Yeung demanded that the taking pictures of the movie be delayed 6 months so he may develop a ponytail. The producers had been so intimidated by him that they agreed.”

The credited administrators are Lou Kennedy and Brandon De Wilde (neither of whom have every other credit), however IMDb additionally lists Brandon Pender (sword battle coordinator, STEELE JUSTICE), and editor Rick Mitchell (BLOOD GAMES) will get an “added scenes directed by” on the top credit. As you would possibly count on with that sort of authorship it’s a really slapdash affair, given somewhat legitimacy by a really severe rating by Paul Hertzog (BLOODSPORT, KICKBOXER). To be truthful I’m positive the sub-VHS high quality switch on the DVD makes it look worse than it ought to – it might be good to have a correct HD restoration to indicate off the Madonna posters and shit in Charlie’s bed room and the pastel colours of all of the early ’90s windbreakers and beachwear (together with a Impolite Canine tank high and a “Don’t Fear Be Pleased” t-shirt).

BREATHING FIRE delivers on all types of gratifying silliness, in addition to on the principle factor I used to be on the lookout for: discovering out if Quan may actually do martial arts. Yep, he’s for actual, doing all types of choreography and excessive flying kicks with out ditching that goofy child persona we all know him for.

For TEMPLE OF DOOM, Quan was skilled in Taekwando by veteran stuntman Philip Tan. He appreciated it sufficient to proceed courses till he was a second diploma black belt. One in all his different academics was Tan Tao-Liang, who additionally taught Yuen Biao and Shannon Lee, starred in John Woo’s HAND OF DEATH, and co-wrote BREATHING FIRE beneath the pseudonym Delon Tanner, partly based mostly on a 1977 movie he starred in referred to as THE FLASH LEGS.

It could’ve been cool if Quan obtained to construct off of this and get to, say, a Mark Dacascos degree of motion stardom. He did get to do a 1997 Taiwanese movie referred to as RED PIRATE, which appears promising as a result of it’s from HALF A LOAF OF KUNG FU director Chen Chi-Hwa. I haven’t been capable of finding a DVD of it, however there’s a bootleg on Youtube for the time being, so possibly I’ll attempt that. Quan additionally labored as an assistant to Corey Yuen and helped with the choreography of X-MEN and THE ONE. So if he’s combating in EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE ALL AT ONCE (which I consider he’s) it’s not out of nowhere. The man breathes hearth.

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